Humor

An Unlawful Act Against Attributes-- What's Therefore Funny?

.Submitted on March 7, 2024.by Russell Gayer.
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A couple of years back, a person provided me a publication entitled, Keep Your Mind Alive. I took this to mean the undisclosed donor of the publication wanted to keep my brain in a glass jar for usage in a future transplant-- alumnus doctor Monster..
The book contains 83 Neurobic Exercises to stop memory loss as well as increase mental exercise. Among which is actually to clean your pearly whites with your nondominant hand. I offered it shot. My human brain declined to participate. Rather than the bush moving up as well as down &amp backward and forward, my toothbrush continued to be stationary, and also my head bobbed up and down and side-to-side. Seemingly, I have an Abby Ordinary kind of brain.
Do you possess any type of brain you engage in? If so, satisfy checklist them in the remarks.
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